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Taday I decided to end things with my boyfriend, thinking it would be fine since things have never been at all serious between us. He cried fir hours before having his grandmother text me to say how heartless I am. mega FML

#20654207
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43438) - you deserved it (8051)

On 05/10/2013 at 12:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway

Today... looool I started te bleacing treatments tat ma dentist recommended. Now... ma two front teet ave ultra wite spots... te rest of ma teet are still yellow and te roof of ma mout is burned. FML

#20653345
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40620) - you deserved it (8001)

On 05/09/2013 at 11:11pm - health - by ZydecosGirl - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT GETTING IN THE MOOD TO HAVE SEX WITH ME IS LYK TRYING TO GET IN THE MOOD TO HIT THE TREADMILL. FML

#20638629
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58224) - you deserved it (7974)

On 05/03/2013 at 8:13am - intimacy - by Who1s269 (man) - United States

Today, my dad calld me a ( deadbeat loser ) after I cummd back from my frst day of voluntary rehab 4 my meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day, smoking wed and playing video games, all on my mom's salary. FML

#20642863
179 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I CALLD MAH FIANCÉ JUST TO TELL HIM HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM, AS A SWEET GESTURE . HE YELLD AT ME FOR INTERRUPTING HIS VIDEO GAME AND BLAMD MAH ( NEEDINESS ) ON THE FACT THAT I'M MENSTRUATING . FML

#20684824
118 comments

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On 05/25/2013 at 12:40am - love - by BellinaNico (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH AUNT AN UNCLE'S HOUSE. I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AN AFTER I WASHD MAH HANDS, I TOOK A Q-TIP OUT OF THE CARTON TO CLEAN MAH EARS. WHEN I REACHD 4 A SECOND ONE, I NOTICD THAT EVERY Q-TIP IN THE CARTON WAS ACTUALLY ALREADY USD. FML

#20643700
72 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 7:10pm - health - by grossed out - United States (Illinois)

Today, A Man Asked About Fising In Te Riveric Flows Besideere I Work. I Said U Could, But Anyting U Caugt Under 5 Inces As To Be Trown Back. His Wife Ten Said, "Wis I Knew Tat Before I Married Im." I Started To Laug. Te Man Almost Cried And Complained To My Boss. Mega FML

#20688045
85 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 8:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today , Mah Boyfriend Of Two And A Half Yeres Left Me. To Clear Mah Head I Decidd To Go For A Drive. My Car Broke Down On The Way. The Only Mechanic I Have Ever Usd And Trustd With Mah Car Is Mah Boyfriend. Yes , I Had To Call Him. FML

#20634352
78 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 4:21am - love - by brigie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML

#20647234
76 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 3:45am - love - by serialkillingex (man) - Netherlands

Today, I cut mah bangs. When I asked mah boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML

#20687072
89 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 10:15am - love - by thenewgirlfriend - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried abouthat could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

#20636856
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53697) - you deserved it (7529)

On 05/02/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY... I'M PLANNING MY BIG SISTER'S WEDDING. MY LONG-TERM... LIVE-IN BOYFRIEND WALKED BY AN SAW ME LOOKING AT THE WEDDING TAB ON PINTEREST... SMIRKED... AN SAID... ( DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. ) I HAD. FML

#20674650
116 comments

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On 05/20/2013 at 12:47am - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States

Today ma grandma's ciuaua was run over wile I was taking er fir a walk. Se later wisperd to me ( It sould ave been you. ) FML

#20690610
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56915) - you deserved it (7314)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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