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Today, I Had To Clean Up The Urine Puddle Left By One Of The Regularsho Plays The Poker Slot Machines At The Barhere I Work. Rather Than Reserve The Machine To Go To The Bathroom, She Literally Sits In Her Own Piss To Mark Her Territory. This Happens About Every Second Day. FML
Today...hile walking to mah car after work... I witnessd some moronho was textinghile riding her bike running right into mah parkd car... resulting in a broken side mrror... a damagd windshield... two dents... an 4 her... a broken phone an nose. She's threatening to sue me 4 damages.
Today, 4 ma birtday, te only "gift" ma parents gave me was te gift of coice: I got to coose wic one of tem I'll be living wit after tere upcoming divorce. Tis was te first time I'd eard anyting about a divorce. FML
Today , I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on mah space , and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticd mah discomfort and suggestd the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "likd sitting in the middle." mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015