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April 2013

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Today, I left son with husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, dog was missing a large patch of fur, an neither of them can stop laughing. FML

#20599149
64 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 11:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I had to sell over $400 worth of china at a flea market. I barely got paid enough to refill my gas tank. fat FML

#20588597
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34456) - you deserved it (7448)

On 04/13/2013 at 6:53pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, Mah Boyfriand And I Got Intimata Fir Tha First Tima. A Faw Hours Latar, Wa Discovarad Ha's Highly Allargic To Mah Summar's Eva Soap. Ha Looks Lika Ha's Baan Attackad By Baas. Yay Fir Loosing Mah V-card. Raal FML

#20597351
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46937) - you deserved it (7390)

On 04/16/2013 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

I was about to break up with psycho grlfriend!! As I sat her down..!! she told me she wantd to show me something!! She then took off her shrt to reveal name tattood acros her chest!! FML

#20595753
153 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)

Today, I was in te break room wit my colleagues an our awful boss . As ever, e was talking tras, convinced tat is jokes were actually funny . Te window was open, an it was cilly . As e walked by it, I mangled my words an said, "Cedric, could you please sut your mout?" FML

#20581032
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29034) - you deserved it (7326) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/08/2013 at 5:10pm - misc - by La Guigne - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I askad ma grandmotar to am ma prom drass 4 ma. I'm ar oldast granddaugtar so I tougt sa'd ba appy to do it. Sa said no. Har occupation is a saamstrass. FML

#20589845
126 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I lerend what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. mega FML

#20606960
107 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by MaggotMother (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving and a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at im, but e didn't even react. I realized e wasn't admiring me e was admiring my truck. Tis is te 5t time tis week. My truck gets more game tan I do. FML

#20622946
111 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I ad to convince ma usband tat I'm not aving an affair all because I refused to ave sex wit im . Apparently te fact tat I gave birt to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enoug reason to turn im down . FML

#20609608
169 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 6:20am - intimacy - by loving wife - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I MET ONE OF MA FAVORITE WEB-COMIC ARTISTS. AS I PURCASED A SRT FROM TERE BOOT E ASKED, "WAT SIZE?" I STUPIDLY ASKED "HOW BIG IS A SMALL?" HE CUCKLED, "IT'S SMALL" AND CUCKLED SOME MORE. SO MUC FOR KEEPING IT COOL. FML

#20631829
64 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 11:32pm - misc - by stupidquestionsstupidpeople - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Woke Up Feeling Awful, Having Caught The Same Illnes My Boyfriend Had Last Night. When He Was Sick, I Skipped My Friend's Babby Shower To Take Care Of Him. Now That I'm Sick, He Goes To A Friend's Place, Says To Call If I Need Him, Then Turns His Phone Off. Seriously. FML

#20608416
89 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 7:40pm - love - by Thanks Babe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

2DAY I TOOK SPANISH TEST, AND I FELT VERY CONFIDENT. I GOT THE TEST BACK LATER, AND SAW TEACHER HAD WRITTEN ON IT: "CONGRATS ON THE 94%, BUT I KNOW YOU CHEATD." FML

#20615717
97 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

2day I walkad in on mah 12-yaar-old daughtar lying on har bad, rapaatadly opaning and closing har lags. I askad har wat sha was doing, and sha rapliad, "Trying to quaaf. I saw it onlina." FML

#20605608
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54887) - you deserved it (6859)

On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)



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