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April 2013

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Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (112723)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

TODAY I GOT THE CHANCE TO SPEAK TO SOME OF THE TOP ACADEMICS IN MAH FIELD. I WAS SO HUNGOVER THAT I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE TITLE OF THE MASTERS DEGREE I'VE SPENT TWO YEARS STUDYING FOR, LET ALONE MAKE INTELLIGENT COMMENTS. I'M PRETTY SURE THE ONLY THING I GOT RIGHT WAS MAH NAME. FML

#20588088
72 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by could be an fml commenter - Canada (Ontario)

Taday mah laziness hit a new low when I sat on an unopened folding chair to avoid the effort of opening it up. FML

#20587700
118 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by mets300 - United States (New York)

2day I realized that mah Twitter profile was very public when mah business professor made fun of student tweets in class!! My tweet went, ( Totally bullshitting this business report ) about the report I had just handed in, worth a large portion of mah grade!! FML

#20584642
71 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 3:49am - work - by imscrewed - Canada (Ontario)

Today I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticd a picture of a dog hanging on the wall hich remindd me of the ending of Marley an Me. I startd crying an had to be escortd out. FML

#20585994
124 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 1:58am - misc - by crybaby (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I smokd wed with friends !! Stond, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walkd to 7-11 !!

#20624531
62 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I got so drunk I calld my ex-boyfriend an confessd my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

#20613766
91 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 6:31pm - love - by Out from Hell (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

#20627981
124 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia

Taday my older brother walkd in on mehile I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. mega FML

#20572069
149 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on mah arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, an I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on mah forearm. FML

#20579781
94 comments

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On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom . The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall . The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there . I stayed quiet . He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom . FML

#20630741
85 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 5:11pm - misc - by random - Canada

Today , I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl an ask her about it. The girl denied it an said she looool didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me , called me a liar an punched me in the face. FML

#20629579
139 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 1:26am - love - by bad day Brutus (man) - United States

TODAY, I WAS AT THE PARK UNSUCCESSFULLY TRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE. A STRANGER WALKED UP TO ME AND OFFERED TO TAKE THE PICTURE FOR ME. I AGREED AND GAVE HIM MAH PHONE. HE TOOK IT AND RAN OFF. FML

#20595412
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29161) - you deserved it (54205)

On 04/16/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by no selfie for me - United States (California)



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