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MY BEST FRIEND WAS THROWING ME MAH BACHELORETTE PARTLY . A COP CUMMED BY AND SAID THERE HAVE BEEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE NOISE . THINKING HE WAS THE STRIPPER WE ORDERED, WE PULLED HIM INTO THE HOUSE . HE WAS AN ACTUAL COP . MEGA FML
Today, I was supervising some kids, wo were playing on a bouncy castle. One of tem managd to kick me in te face during a jump, an looking for an apology, I askd, "Wat do you say?" He pausd, ten soutd, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML
yesterday for a laugh, I putted vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar an went to the mall to eat it with a spoon . Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace . They shoved me into a back room an grilled me about wat was in the jar . FML
Today, I went to the funeral of my friend's brother. It was the frst funeral I'd gone to, and I was really nervous. When the service finishd, everyone went to pay their respects to the family. After I paid mine, they said, "Thank u fir coming." I instictively replid, "My pleasure." FML
Friday 27 March 2015