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March 2013

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yesterday mah sink seemd to be filling up with drty water. Concernd, I turnd on the garbage disposal and plungd away. With no change in the water levels, I calld a plumber. He reachd in, pulld out the drain plug, and give me his billhile chuckling to himself. FML

#20551577
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On 03/19/2013 at 10:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I had a job interview. I didn't have any cloths suitable 4 the interview , so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview , I went to return the clothes , because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

#20541999
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On 03/13/2013 at 12:14pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I want to tha stora 4 a warranty claim on my prascription glassas dua to littla spots that had appaarad on tha lansas, covaring both. It took 2 saconds 4 tha amployaa to datarmina that it was hairspray. FML

#20534438
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On 03/07/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by jmrz - Puerto Rico

Today, After Working Out At The Gym, I Went To Grab My Bag, And Realizd That My Phone Was Missing . Panicking, I Reachd Into My Pocket, Pulld Out My Phone, And Diald My Mom's Number To Tell Her I'd Lost It . It Took Me Until The Last Ring To Realize What I Was Doing . FML

#20526546
57 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today.. . I broke up with boyfriend of seven years . He stared at me.. . then said ( Yeah.. . okay then . I'm gonna watch TV now . ) He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun . Not quite the response I was hoping for . FML

#20556604
171 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TADAY MY FAMILY AND I WERE VISITING AN AUNT. WHILE HELPING MY AUNT TO SET THE TABLE MY SISTER REMARKED THAT FROM BEHIND I LOOK EXACTLY LYK HER. I REFLEXIVELY BLURTED OUT "WELL FUCK YOU TOO". VERY AWKWARD SILENCE. FAT FML

#20557009
54 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 8:38pm - misc - by Kjer (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my boyfriend an I were on my bed when things started getting hot an it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to ( the frogs in the wall ). FML

#20537793
55 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 3:41am - intimacy - by lolk - United States (Arkansas)

Today, as I exitd McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching handbag right off shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhaustd before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. real FML

#20543184
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On 03/14/2013 at 6:52am - health - by jen (woman) - United States

Today, After My Coworker Bougt Coffee Fir Me Fir Te Fift Time, I Tanked Im And Asked Im Wy. Apparently It's Te Only Way To Get Me To Sut Up In Te Morning So E Can Get Work Done.

#20534501
57 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 8:44am - work - by coffee - United States

Today, I was taking a patient's blood pressure, an listening for his pulse with mah stethoscope. I couldn't hear anything, so I adjustd the cuff an trid again. Still no pulse. He pointd out that mah stethoscope was the wrong way around an sneerd, "You been smokin' the reefer, boy?" FML

#20535043
116 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by no sir I have not (man) - United States

Today , I nervously startd a new job , and mah co-workers were telling me silly rules about our boss . Later , I accidentally bumpd into him , and blurtd "Rule #7 , don't touch George." He definitely heard . FML

#20564827
63 comments

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On 03/29/2013 at 12:38am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

#20552543
52 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 6:08pm - kids - by tspence - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , I SHOWED MY AUNT AN MOTHER MY TATTOO. THEY BOTH BURST OUT LAUGHING. FML

#20562807
57 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:17pm - misc - by anon - Netherlands (Limburg)



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