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March 2013

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Today, while making love to mah boyfriend 4 looool the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over mah ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML

#20555878
103 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 12:43am - intimacy - by nraecher (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MY BROTHER CALLD ME, ASKING IF I COULD HELP HIM DO HIS TAXES. SINCE HE'S A HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE DROPOUT, I THOUGHT ALL I HAD TO DO WAS A 1040EZ. NO, LAST YEAR HE MADE MORE THAN TWICE WHAT I EARN, THROUGH SELF-EMPLOYMENT. I HAVE TWO MASTER'S DEGREES AND WORK AT BURGER KING. FML

#20527434
118 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by tax-man - United States (South Carolina)

Today..!! mah boyfriend...hom I haven't heard from in ahole month..!! turned up at mah door because it was apparently ( steak and blowjob day!! ) FML

#20543142
153 comments

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On 03/14/2013 at 5:02am - intimacy - by howaboutno (woman) - United States

Today,hile at boyfriend's house , I needd to use the bathroom!! I decidd to be a good girlfriend an leave the seat up for him!! He later yelld at me for putting the seat down because he needd to take a dump!!

#20557546
95 comments

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On 03/24/2013 at 3:35am - love - by whatchagonnado - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was talking to ma boss and e said I was awesome . He went to fist bump me and I missd . fat FML

#20552081
73 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 10:31am - work - by missedfistbump - United States

Today, as always, I'm dating ona of tha faw grlsho, without fail, always finishas frsthan wa gat intimata. Sha's also ona of thosa grlfriandsho doasn't want to continua onca sha's dona.

#20542189
193 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by WhyDoINeedAName - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I got laid off. Walking out of the building, I saw someone on crutches and thought, "Hey, at least I can still walk." Two hours later, I blew out mah knee playing basketball. FML

#20551437
69 comments

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On 03/19/2013 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today I Have The Flu. I Had To Wash The Dishes, Cook Dinner, Take Out The Trash, An Take Care Of The Laundry, All While Mah Wife Sat Around Watching TV, Cuz She Was ( Too Trd ). I Work 8 Hours A Day. She's A College Student. She Doesn't See What's So Unfair About This. FML

#20546221
175 comments

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On 03/16/2013 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday ma girlfriend decided we r to te point in our relationsip tat it's considered acceptable to take a dumpile I'm in tere sowering. FML

Today, I finally got the courage to confess mah feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later an said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML

#20535268
64 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 10:53pm - love - by hoolabaloo (woman) - India (Gujarat)

Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating u for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML

#20555478
162 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

today I told mah family I was divorcing mah husband . My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead" . FML

#20546016
62 comments

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On 03/16/2013 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I invited my long-lost looool best friend over , because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend!! 20 minutes into hanging out , he showed up at my door!! He still hasn't left , and there having sex on my couch right now!! FML

#20540616
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55419) - you deserved it (7171)

On 03/12/2013 at 9:22am - intimacy - by kenleybunch - United States (North Carolina)



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