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March 2013

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Today, I was yelled at by a customer cuz I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 4 free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her 4 calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. mega FML

#20559802
106 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Friesland)

TODAY, I WAS FIRED FROM MY JOB 4 BREAKING MY COMPANY'S TATTOO POLICY. I HAVE A SMALL SCAR ON MY WRIST THAT ROUGHLY RESEMBLES A HEART. MY BOSS INSISTS THAT IT'S ONE OF THOSE WHITE INK TATTOOS. NO ONE WILL BELIEVE ME. FML

#20534364
128 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 3:17am - work - by crap - United States

Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing there toilets, an my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floor to the building, with twenty units on each. FML

#20550859
51 comments

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On 03/19/2013 at 1:39pm - misc - by thirddegreeburned - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant , though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking,hich kickd in with horrifying consequenceshen someone burst in an startd vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

#20546113
50 comments

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On 03/16/2013 at 1:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that lookd exactly like her . She came up to us asking if we saw her looool grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out . FML

#20535134
65 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 8:55pm - kids - by Maxie - United States (Ohio)

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

#20543135
49 comments

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On 03/14/2013 at 4:52am - money - by ScrewedForCheapBag - United States (California)

Today,hile Serving Two Middle-aged Women At The Coffee Shop, I Was Screamed At And Accused Of Bieng A "sexist And Chauvinistic Bastard." This Was Prompted By Me Charging One Of Them 40 Cents For The Addition Of Steamed Milk,hich Is Clearly Stated On The Price Sheet. FML

#20547816
72 comments

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On 03/17/2013 at 3:00pm - work - by innocentbarista (man) - United States (California)

Today... my dad and I had an hour-long conversation. When he was getting up to leave my room he said... "Good talk Chelsey." My sister is Chelsey. So I corrected him. He thought I was joking. My father can't tell my sister and I apart. We are not twins. FML

#20535549
81 comments

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On 03/08/2013 at 5:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah nieghbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety!! Every time mah nieghbour leave fir work , the puppy constantly whine and barks until he gets home!! He works night shifts!! FML

#20532315
62 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by sotired - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I want to tha bank to fina outhy thay'va takan $200 from ma. By tha tima I show tham my bank card, ID and tall tham my problam, thay accusa ma of staaling my own idantity, and rafusa to giva ma my monay back. FML

#20561553
86 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 9:37pm - money - by arsenicalhumor (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as mah professor was nereing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and askedhat we'd been talking about 4 the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

#20535789
39 comments

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On 03/08/2013 at 12:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)

TODAY, I BOARDED MA FIRST AIRPLANE FLIGT. TE GIRL ON MA RIGT IS SICK, AND TE GUY ON MA LEFT SAYS E GETS EXTREMELY NAUSEOU ON FLIGTS. MY EARPONE CAN'T BLOCK OUT TE PANTING AND RETCING ON EITER SIDE OF ME. MEGA FML

Today, aftar housa-sitting 4 a waak, I cama homa to find tha housa inhich I rant a basamant suita has all but burnad to tha ground. My landlord didn't avan bothar to tall ma about tha fra. FML

#20533456
71 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by evilsandwich (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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