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March 2013

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Yesterday, girlfriend left me because our ( political views don't matc )en I told er we needd to sare ouse cores now tat we live togeter!! I know, I'm lost too!! FML

#20551507
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On 03/19/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by dca101 (man) - United States

Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied 4 at my local hospital. Bieng just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks 4 the confidence. mega FML

#20538687
59 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Movd Back To My Ome Town. My Best Friend An I Ad Arrangd To Rent A Ouse Togeter Tat We Bot Likd. I Finisd My Last Day At Work An Made Te Tree-our Drive, Only Fir Er To Break Down An Tell Me Tat Se Isn't ( Ready ) To Move Out Of Er Parents' Basement. Se's 25. Fat FML

#20540831
68 comments

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On 03/12/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by Hopelesshomeless (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I attended te reading of my grandfater's will!! I didn't expect to recieve anyting, since is side of te family ad always ostracized me for bieng born out of wedlock!! I did get someting: $3,500, on te binding condition tat I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy!! FML

#20543737
164 comments

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On 03/14/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by grandson of a p.o.s. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I recievd several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out tat my usband announcd e is going to be a fater on Facebook, wic I don't use. I'm pregnant.

#20536715
103 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 5:35am - love - by Quiteannoyed (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a ( no-good fucking whore ), because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming ( FUCKING HEAL MEEE! ) at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML

#20539298
114 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by cunts, cunts everywhere - Australia

Today.. . I woke to fine ma laptop and printer coverd in wat smells like pee . My boyfriend ten confessd to me tat e occasionally "sleep-pees" . It's like sleepwalking.. . but were e urinates on random objects . FML

#20538947
74 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by marcymoo - Australia (Western Australia)

today I learned that mah parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, ( I'll take Rachel. ) Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is mah mom's daughter with her frst husband. FML

#20567711
56 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, ( Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this. ) The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not wat everyone else in the year thinks. FML

#20559804
64 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Soph (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today , at workhile near a cigarette tray outside , a man said , "Thanks fir polluting our envronment!" All I could say was , "What?" He then said "I'm speaking English you know!" I was cleaning the cigarette tray at the time , don't smoke at all , an was born here. FML

#20564434
53 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 8:57pm - work - by TVKill3r (man) - United States

Today, I was feeling down following a recent breakup !! My dad tried to comfort me by patting me on the back an saying everyone goes through ups an downs, ( Like when I found out your mum an I were having a boy !! ) I'm thier only son !! FML

#20565847
52 comments

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On 03/29/2013 at 6:18pm - misc - by Appelflap (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I learned that if not for my grandfather gifting my dad $200, I would have been named Anthrax. FML

#20552804
93 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by cheeseburglar_9000 (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , while in a public bathroom , I threw out my back!! A stranger had to help me pull up my pants!! FML

#20563612
47 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 9:52am - health - by paulinapo - United States (New York)



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