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February 2013

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Today , after much coaxing , I finally got mah roommate to loosen up and have a couple of beers with me and mah friends. It was only later in the evening that he admitted the real reason he hadn't wanted to drink: he's an alcoholic and had been sober for six months , until now. FML

#20499970
211 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by mhmm... cumsquats (man) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall an I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entre house go silent, my dad an his friends included. FML

#20508952
131 comments

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On 02/16/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by uhoh (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today while riding the train home I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed I told him to be less obvious an to stop staring. He promptly responded ( Bitch I'm gay an even I can tell no one would want to look at you. ) FML

#20505985
99 comments

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On 02/14/2013 at 2:39am - misc - by assoutofuandme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, l took mah new boyfriend to the placehere mah ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that mah ex looool and his new girl had the same idea.

#20517120
74 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 1:12am - intimacy - by wrongplacewrongtime - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I startd to go down a hill!! Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammd my brakes and blew a tire in the process!! It turns out the police car was an old cutout usd to trick people!! FML

#20520975
129 comments

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On 02/24/2013 at 10:41pm - misc - by Fox - United States

Today , I was hanging out with the guy I really like!! I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt , so he put his finger through it!! I haven't shaved in weeks!! FML

#20513075
114 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 1:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, ( Hey, that's mine! ) I got several drty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

#20497390
119 comments

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On 02/07/2013 at 7:28pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... MAH BOYFRIEND AN I WERE VISITING HIS PARENTS. I'M NERVOU AROUND THEM SO HE ENCOURAGD ME TO DRINK SO I'D LOOSEN UP. I GOT SO DRUNK I TORE UP ALL THE THING IN HIS OLD ROOM I THOUGHT WERE FROM EX-GIRLFRIEND AN ACCIDENTALLY FLASHD HIS DAD MAH CROTCH. FML

#20504494
150 comments

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On 02/13/2013 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had a ride along in an ambulance. Being observant, I thought it was funny that a patient had to vomit. That was until I realized they couldn't control where they had to vomit. I spent the rest of the ambulance ride holding a vomit bag in front of the woman's face. Not so funny anymore. FML

#20497764
129 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 12:45am - work - by Kybo5 - United States (California)

Today As Lame Excuse To Not Give A Guy I Met At A Club Phone Number, I Told Him I Didn't Have A Cell Phone. Guess What I Checked When He Asked Me What Time It Was A Few Minutes Later. FML

#20512812
103 comments

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On 02/18/2013 at 10:21pm - misc - by hhhhhhhpeterwut - United States (Maryland)

Today, I calld sacurity at my scool bacausa I laft my mittans in a classroom and it was lockd. Wan ta sacurity officar sowd up, a askd if ta mittans I was looking for wara ta onas on my ands. I avan ad to taka ona of tam off to call tam. FML

#20493993
87 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 12:24am - misc - by swarm20 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I took my driver's test . I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout . He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!"hen I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red . The road was almost empty . He failed me on the spot . FML

#20517994
196 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia



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