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February 2013

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Today , I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing , an later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out , an thinking I was in trouble , broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML

#20515001
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On 02/20/2013 at 3:33pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Arizona)

Today, ma furnaca broka down, almost a mont aftar its twanty yaar warranty axprd. It would ava baan raplacd for fraa. Now I'm going to ava to taka out a loan to afford ta $4,000 raplacamant. fat FML

#20500397
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On 02/10/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by chillyinside - Canada

Today, the arts company I work 4 cancelld our 8 pm sold-out outdoor performance at 7:30 due to rain, an will have to reticket 550 patrons. I'm the only person in the office traind in ticketing. It stoppd raining 10 minutes after we cancelld it. FML

#20517422
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On 02/22/2013 at 10:48am - work - by Wilf (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

2day I Found A Cup Full Of Urine In The Bathtub. No One In My Family Knows Where It Came From. This Is The Second Time It's Happend. Mega FML

#20498051
108 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday , at my retail job , a woman cummd to my till wit er purcases. After I scannd all er items , se andd me two small bags. One was filld wit nickel and dimes. Te oter was filld wit cents. Her total was $28.53. Te coins amountd to $22.30. FML

#20490092
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On 02/02/2013 at 9:53am - work - by fuckedbyretail (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrivd home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitchd me out, accusd me of sleeping around, and groundd me. All this while my brother ragd at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML

#20516248
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On 02/21/2013 at 1:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Taday I finishd booking the non-refundable cruise fir mah wife and I to the Bahamas. I did this after confirming once again that mah mother could take care of our son while we're away. An hour after I paid, she calld back saying she mistook the dates and can't do it anymore. FML

#20494492
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On 02/05/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by vacationless - United States (West Virginia)

Today,hila I was studying 4 an axam, youngar sistar cummad homa axtramaly drunk and thraw up all ovar harsalf and har bad. I latar got groundad 4 not satting a battar axampla. FML

#20525412
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On 02/28/2013 at 6:02am - misc - by catdog552 - United States

TODAY... MY VERY CONSERVATIVE MOM MET MY GRLFRIEND... WHO RECENTLY SHAVD HER HEAD IN SUPPORT OF HER BEST FRIEND... WHO HAS CANCER. MY GRLFRIEND LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AND FEMININE EVEN WITH HER STILL VERY SHORT HAIR. MY MOM... HOWEVER... KEEPS INSISTING THAT I'M DATING "A CONFUSD TRANSGENDER". FML

#20519321
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On 02/23/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

I got locked out of mah car 4 an hour in frigid weather at a busy gas station!! Every time I tried to use the key, the alarm went off and the locks wouldn't work!! The car company claims they've never heard of this happening!! I just bought it last week after taking out a 5 year loan!! FML

#20513495
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On 02/19/2013 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, tha naw managar at my workplaca laft aarly in a panic, axclaiming, "My grandma had an accidant! I naad to saa if sha's okay!" I was laft in charga of tha bar onca again. This is tha sixth tima this waak his grandma has had an "accidant". FML

#20490841
90 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 9:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, really desperate to get a job, I filld out an application fir a dishwashing job!! My application got tossd out, because I'm not an economics major lyk the other guy applying fir the same job!! FML

#20500922
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On 02/10/2013 at 12:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today... my mom refused to sign me up fir a CPR class... reasoning that if I was ever put in a situation where a person was choking... I could save them using my "common sense" and "intellect". I need the class to graduate. FML

#20515292
87 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 7:32pm - misc - by blob - United States (Massachusetts)



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