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January 2013

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Today an elderly gentleman cummd into store complaining of a toothache so I showd him where the Orajel was locatd. He then insistd on making a big scene claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. real FML

#20464379
84 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 11:57am - work - by lifebecrazed (woman) -

Today , I waited over an hour 4 mah bus. As I finally saw it approaching , I reached into mah purse to grab mah ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML

#20451303
86 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I've been struggling with my English paper fir the past hour , cuz I can't concentrate. This is cuz my mom is in the room next to me looool , singing to her pet rat about wat a cute little boy he is , in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

#20452365
130 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:02pm - animals - by theycallmekitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm ( so fuckin ugly ) that I make the rest of them look ( ten times better ) in comparison. big fat FML

#20464662
88 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by sad drummer (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me at mah grandma's funeral. FML

#20452848
78 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 11:06pm - love - by good job bf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I was claaning at work whan an aldarly gantlaman walkad towards ma pausad and with a wink said "That's what I lika to saa: a girl on har knaas." This is tha sama workplaca whara anothar old man informad ma that mah yallow uniform mada ma look lika a "suggastiva chaasacaka." maga FML

#20472773
92 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 6:14am - work - by Job Seeking (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

today I learnd my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap.. . which is like a long strip of bandage . I learnd this when she trid to pass it in the yard today.. . and could only do so with my help . It seemd to never end . FML

#20477009
62 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 7:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . I told my mom wa gat Monday off dua to Martin Luthar King Jr . day . Sha than insistd that I had to looool go to school bacausa that is "only 4 black paopla." FML

#20461178
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On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

yesterday mah dad and his new wife got there wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

#20486408
73 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 4:05pm - animals - by puppydrama - United States

Today, when I asked mah boss why mah bonus was cut in half, he looool replied, ( I have no idea what you really do. ) I'm the IT Manager. FML

#20465650
83 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 12:53am - money - by Anon - United States (Texas)

Today , I hava savara back pain that is only raliavd by lying flat on my bd. I also hava acid raflux that is only pravantd by sitting straight up. FML

#20453200
114 comments

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On 01/11/2013 at 3:03am - health - by Kftc88 - United States (California)

2day on my shift as a nurse, I askd a pregnant woman wat she would name her child. She said she saw the name ( Chlamydia ) on a billboard and decidd to name her daughter that, saying it was ( beautiful. ) I informd her that it was an STD, and she replid, ( Oh, well no one knows that! ) FML

#20482313
155 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH BEST FRIEND HAS BEEN STEALING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FROM ME AND MAH FIANCÉ. MY WEDDING IS TOMORROW MORNING. GUESS WHO MAH BEST MAN IS. FML

#20483262
83 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 4:01pm - love - by weddingsalwayssuck - United States (New York)



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