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January 2013

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Today, I saw Les Misérables . I was singing along to one of the songs when looool the guy next to me dumpd his soda over my head and told me to shut up . FML

#20447311
252 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 12:34am - misc - by maddiecat - United States (Missouri)

I went to te movies wit my crus, wo ad askd me out on a date. Assuming e'd pay, I left my money at ome. Wen te time came to buy te tickets, e only bougt one 4 imself. FML

#20448091
327 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was laughing at a grl who really sucks at badminton . Turns out she has anger issues, an a really good aim when she's mad . I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before . FML

#20450098
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On 01/09/2013 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I lerened it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing yur phone off the balcony and sticking yur cigarette into yur pocket. FML

#20485916
135 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 5:13am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , Faaling Lonaly Aftar Ma Racant Braakup , I Puttd On Ma Nicast Clots And Want Out Clubbing Wit A Faw Friands. I Brougt A Guy Back To Ma Placa , And Wa Got Intimata. It Was Going Wall , Until A Took Off Ma Pus-up Bra , Tan Panickd And Drunkanly Askd , ( Wara'd Tay Go?! ) FML

#20477055
197 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was walking out of girlfriend's ouse wit er wen I saw er tong drying on te rack. I picked it up, sniffed it and put it on face as a joke. Se replied wit, "Tose are moter's." FML

#20461976
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On 01/16/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today.. . I woke up to a looool small fre on my roof.. . burning up small twigs an branches . The cause? Last night.. . I threw a sparkling frecracker up very high.. . only to have it blown onto my roof by the wind . It's going to take $2...000 to fix the damage . FML

#20436289
78 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today during an hour-long drive mah sister told me she's lost her "faith in humanity" because one of her friends bought his 8-year-old son an iPad. She uses this stupid expression all the time and I got so pissed off that I looool forgot to brake at a red light rear-ending the car in front of us. FML

#20454301
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On 01/11/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by lostmyfaithinblowjobs (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

today I found a ring box in the pocket of mah boyfriend's pantshile doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me an said, ( Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right? ) mega FML

#20446658
205 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I draggd my boyfriend to see Les Misérables with me . He now refuses to communicate with me through any medium other than singing . Apparently, this is his revenge . FML

#20471580
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On 01/21/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by lesson.learned (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today... I had lunch with an attractive foreign exchange student from Dresden. After bombarding her with questions about Russia... she smild and kindly told me that Dresden is in Germany. Everyone laughd. FML

Today, I went on anoter date wit a guy I've ad a crus on 4 a long time . Afterwards, we went back to ma place 4 te first time and tings got eated . Wile taking ma pants off, e recoiled and asked if I tougt it was still No Save November . FML

#20479641
213 comments

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On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to mah relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and mah new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

#20460941
116 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 3:53pm - love - by George - United States (Washington)



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