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January 2013

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Today an elderly gentleman cummd into store complaining of a toothache so I showd him where the Orajel was locatd. He then insistd on making a big scene claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. real FML

#20464379
84 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 11:57am - work - by lifebecrazed (woman) -

Today , I waited over an hour 4 mah bus. As I finally saw it approaching , I reached into mah purse to grab mah ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML

#20451303
86 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I've been struggling with English paper for the past hour, because I can't concentrate . This is because mom is in the room next to me, singing to her pet rat about wat a cute little boy he is, in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her . FML

#20452365
130 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:02pm - animals - by theycallmekitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, THE LEAD SINGER OF THE BAND I RECENTLY JOIND BLATANTLY ADMITTD TO A FAN THAT THE ONLY REASON HE LET ME IN WAS CUZ I'M "SO FUCKIN' UGLY" THAT I MAKE THE REST OF THEM LOOK "TEN TIMES BETTER" IN COMPARISON. FML

#20464662
88 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by sad drummer (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me at mah grandma's funeral. FML

#20452848
78 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 11:06pm - love - by good job bf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was cleaning at workhen an elderly gentleman walkd toward me , pausd , and with a wink said , "That'shat I like to see: a grl on her knees." This is the same workplacehere another old man informd me that mah yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML

#20472773
92 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 6:14am - work - by Job Seeking (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

today I learnd my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap.. . which is like a long strip of bandage . I learnd this when she trid to pass it in the yard today.. . and could only do so with my help . It seemd to never end . FML

#20477009
62 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 7:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I told ma mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luter King Jr. day. Se ten insisted tat I ad to go to scool because tat is "only 4 black people." FML

#20461178
98 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

yesterday mah dad and his new wife got there wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

#20486408
73 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 4:05pm - animals - by puppydrama - United States

Today , when I askd mah boss why mah bonus was cut in half , he replid , "I have no idea wat u really do." I'm the IT Manager. FML

#20465650
83 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 12:53am - money - by Anon - United States (Texas)

Today , I hava savara back pain that is only raliavd by lying flat on my bd. I also hava acid raflux that is only pravantd by sitting straight up. FML

#20453200
114 comments

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On 01/11/2013 at 3:03am - health - by Kftc88 - United States (California)

Today, on mah shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

#20482313
155 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH BEST FRIEND HAS BEEN STEALING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FROM ME AND MAH FIANCÉ. MY WEDDING IS TOMORROW MORNING. GUESS WHO MAH BEST MAN IS. FML

#20483262
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31290) - you deserved it (2528)

On 01/28/2013 at 4:01pm - love - by weddingsalwayssuck - United States (New York)



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