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Today... while at work... a Beatles song cummed on the radio. I jokingly said... "These guys r pretty good... r they new?" Everyone thought I was being serious... an now they're convinced I'm an idiot. FML
Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend. After he left mah place, I realized he took mah Sonicare toothbrush cuz looool he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it.
Today I took an IQ test and ended up scoring above average . Feeling good about myself I decided to bake some cookies . After 30 minutes of them not doing anything in the oven I realized I forgot to turn the oven on . big fat FML
Today, at work, a littla grl cama in and askd if wa had any danca clothas. As I showd har, I askd if sha was in a compatition. Whan sha said yas, I crossd mah fingar and told har I hopd sha would win. Unfortunataly, I didn't cross tham proparly and I accidantally gava har tha fingar. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resultd in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it an cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, an I got the same reply from each an every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
2day my boyfriend an I celebrated our anniversary!! I had cooked him a romantic meal an we were planning on eating it in front of the fire!! This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney!! My entire basement filled with smoke an didn't clear fir three hours!! mega FML
TODAY, I WENT TO DINNER WITH MAH GIRLFRIEND OF 2 MONTHS. THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT, HAD I NOT BEEN NODDING ABSENTMINDEDLYHEN SHE SUGGESTED THAT WE START PLANNING OUR WEDDING SOON, CUZ "SHE'S ALWAYS DREAMT OF BIENG MARRIED ON THE SAME DAY AS BRAD AND ANGELINA." FML
Friday 27 March 2015