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Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24819) - you deserved it (478)

On 01/27/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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