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January 2013

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Taday my boyfriand callad ma anti-social. To prova him wrong I taxtad ona of my friands. Sha taxtad back, "Who's this??" maga FML

#20442068
101 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 1:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently... being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

#20453278
54 comments

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On 01/11/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Latina (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I WAS ASKD OUT BY A FRIEND OF MINE. HE'S A DOCTOR AND WORKS AT A PRESTIGIOUS HOSPITAL, SO THINKING WE WOULD EAT SOMEWHERE SPECIAL, I GOT ALL DRESSD UP. WE ENDD UP EATING AT HIS HOSPITAL'S CAFETERIA, BECAUSE HE GETS A SMALL EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT. FML

#20453732
136 comments

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On 01/11/2013 at 2:37pm - love - by wowthanks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a taxi ride with mah friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out mah friend had already paid. FML

#20475292
54 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 6:33pm - money - by stevenr579 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbd his butt to control his thrust and got a clump of usd toilet paper. FML

#20465889
150 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 5:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , Mah Partner Was Inspred By 50 Shade Of Grey To Try Making Me Orgasm With A Full Bladder , Therefore Intensifying The Experience. He Was Right , It Was Mind Blowing. It Also Made Me Piss The Bed Fir The Frst Time In Twenty-odd Years. FML

#20445950
135 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 8:01am - intimacy - by wetsheets (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I felt lyk going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me 4 supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. real FML

#20458971
78 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 1:34pm - love - by nkotz - United States

Yesterday, after getting into an argument with mah dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

#20467602
70 comments

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On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)

yesterday I found out tat ma ome-made pasta sauce ad a werd taste to it because ma basil patc in te backyard as become ma dog's preferrd spot to pee . FML

#20467403
74 comments

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On 01/19/2013 at 2:40am - animals - by damnthedog (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I was on a plane an realizd tat te woman next to me was iding a edgeog in a plastic container !! I'm severely afraid of edgeog but not wanting to give te woman up an get er in trouble I trid to stay quiet !! Wic ld to me to quietly yperventilate an pass out on te plane !! FML

#20445879
177 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 5:21am - health - by scaredofhedges (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learnd that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I learnd this first-hand when mah 15-month-old began pooping them whole. In the bathtub. FML

#20442461
103 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 11:59am - kids - by Raela (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I found out that I was pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I looool got a text back from him... I got his newly updatd Facebook status that read "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

#20444550
142 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 3:17am - misc - by kiken.bara - United States

Today... After An Hour Of Crying Over A Guy I Like... I Put On Some Adele And Sang Along. My Mom Quickly Took Notice And Came To Give Me Advice...hich Was To "get Over It" Cuz He Doesn't Want Me... And That "masturbation Beats Relationships Hands Down." Gee... Thanks Mom. FML

#20469543
88 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)



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