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January 2013

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Today, grandfater askd me y te broccoli I servd fir dinner was wite!! I told im it was cauliflower!! He would't believe me, accusd me of being a Russian spy, and stormd out!! FML

#20461359
80 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was yet again asked to show my hall pass. I'm 23 and work looool at a middle school. I've worked here 4 the last five months, so not only do I look 13 years old, I'm also not memorable enough 4 my own coworkers to recognize me. FML

#20454196
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35888) - you deserved it (2780)

On 01/11/2013 at 8:11pm - work - by Can'tAgeOrMakeFriends (woman) - United States

2day my daughter lerened a new song. This would looool be great , except 4 the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. mega FML

#20448629
102 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. fat FML

#20472335
17 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, ONA OF MA PAINTINGS WAS ACCAPTAD INTO A LOCAL ART GALLARY. IT WOULD'VA BAAN A DRAAM COMA TRUA, AD MA "BAST FRIAND" NOT SUBMITTAD IT UNDAR AR OWN NAMA AND TAKAN ALL TA CRADIT. FML

#20453750
92 comments

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On 01/11/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY , MY MOTHER-IN-LAW GAVE ME A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE FOR MY BIRTHDAY . THIS IS THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW SHE HAS DONE THIS . I'M A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC , AND SHE'S WELL AWARE OF THAT FACT . FML

#20462057
116 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 1:36am - health - by Ari (woman) -

Today... I found out that my son told my daughtar at soma point that "raal" nama 4 Harshay's Kissas is "blowjobs." I found this out cuz at kindargartan looool sha was askd what har favorita food was. Tha taachar wasn't happy whan sha calld ma. FML

#20452458
55 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:51pm - kids - by Grant - United States

YESTERDAY I LED A CLASS OF GRADE-TWO PUPILS ON AN EXCURSION TO THE ZOO. WHEN WE WENT TO SEE THE LIONS I WAS PUTTED IN A POSITION WHERE I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO SEVEN AND EIGHT YEAR OLDS Y ONE LION WAS "BOUNCING" ON TOP OF THE OTHER ONE. FML

#20477486
87 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 12:25am - kids - by teacher - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, the drummer of band briefly mentioned something about not being allowed into the United States, just as he left our last practice before our big tour in America!! FML

YESTERDAY MAH BOYFRIEND CAME OVER FIR A FAMILY BRUNCH , DURINGHICH HE TOLD MAH MOTHER , IN VIVID DETAIL , HOW HE GETS THE SHITSHENEVER HE EATS KALE CHIPS. FML

#20483441
40 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 6:02pm - health - by shitty situation - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a family dinner!! My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut fir not wereing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", an then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me!! No wonder I hardly ever visit these people!!

#20466682
105 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 6:18pm - misc - by mel (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours my brother punched me and my mom slapped me acros the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my thing to leave my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

#20474780
72 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 12:45pm - misc - by mariama (woman) - United States

Today, mah mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry 4 her, had this not been her 7th husband. looool FML

#20476021
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33582) - you deserved it (2680)

On 01/24/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by HereWeGoAgain (woman) - United States



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