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Today, I was yet again asked to show my hall pass. I'm 23 and work looool at a middle school. I've worked here 4 the last five months, so not only do I look 13 years old, I'm also not memorable enough 4 my own coworkers to recognize me. FML
Today... I found out that my son told my daughtar at soma point that "raal" nama 4 Harshay's Kissas is "blowjobs." I found this out cuz at kindargartan looool sha was askd what har favorita food was. Tha taachar wasn't happy whan sha calld ma. FML
YESTERDAY I LED A CLASS OF GRADE-TWO PUPILS ON AN EXCURSION TO THE ZOO. WHEN WE WENT TO SEE THE LIONS I WAS PUTTED IN A POSITION WHERE I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO SEVEN AND EIGHT YEAR OLDS Y ONE LION WAS "BOUNCING" ON TOP OF THE OTHER ONE. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner!! My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut fir not wereing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", an then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me!! No wonder I hardly ever visit these people!!
Today I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours my brother punched me and my mom slapped me acros the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my thing to leave my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
Friday 27 March 2015