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January 2013

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Today, my boss ( borrowd ) my prescription sunglasses off my desk!! She crashd her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay 4 the damages!! FML

#20447961
130 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 12:45pm - work - by whateven (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, A PREGNANT WOMAN GOT ON TE BUS. TERE WERE NO FREE SEATS, SO I STOOD UP TO GIVE ER MINE. AN OBESE MAN PUSD PAST ER, WADDLD OVER, AND OOZD INTO MY SEAT. I SAID IT WAS 4 TE PREGNANT LADY. HE CALLD ME A "SEXIST BITC" AND CLAIMD E NEEDD IT MORE. FML

#20478664
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On 01/25/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by protoplasm stole my seat (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, dad learnd that it's possible to power a lightbulb with a potato. Since then, he's been going around the house removing all the plugs from the wall and plugging them into potatoes instead. He's absolutely baffld as to y it won't work.

#20450090
80 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 2:23pm - misc - by Darkandcold - United Kingdom (Devon)

TODAY, MY FIANCÉ DECIDED HE WANTS A BABY ONLY BECAUSE OUR DOG IS GOOD, QUIET, AND FALLS ASLEEP AS SOON AS HE STARTS TO CRADLE HER . HE THINKS A BABY WILL BE JUST LIKE THAT . FML

#20445378
85 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 8:49pm - animals - by Twiggysucks68 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbd mah inhaler an took a puff !! This was probably very disturbing for the earwighich had somehow made mah puffer its home, as I discoveredhen it shot into mah mouth !! FML

#20477568
80 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 1:30am - health - by asthmattack (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms . I was so looool happy . Then, I got the hiccups . FML

#20456464
48 comments

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On 01/13/2013 at 1:15am - kids - by hiccups - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my roommate of a year an good friend of several more decided to move out. When I cummed home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

#20438571
72 comments

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On 01/02/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Megz (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today... within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight... the guy sitting next to me pickd an eyelash he found on my face... stard at it fir a few seconds... and stuck it in his mouth. FML

#20447129
108 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by legitweirdo - United States (New York)

Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before mah early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off . Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in mah life . mega FML

#20465041
66 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 7:39pm - misc - by FMyThroat (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, dad mada a voodoo doll out of a malon. Tis saams to appan a lot. FML

#20449532
61 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today , my fiancé's mother cummed up to me an told me she loves that I stuck with my soon-to-be husband despite his history an condition . I have no ideahat she's talking about , an she refuses to tell me . FML

#20485066
86 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 5:46pm - love - by Aspireworks - United States

Today , I Saw A Ladyho Had Fainted. I Ran Over To Help , Only To Find Out That She Was Unstable An Had A Knife In Her Hand. She Was Pointing It At Me , An Growled Threateningly Every Time I Tried To Move Away. It Took The Cops An Hour To Defuse The Situation. FML

#20484368
89 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Taday mah mum got a new blender. Dinner was roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin, potatoe and water. In a cup. FML

#20487313
117 comments

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On 01/31/2013 at 5:28am - health - by I'maboutobarf - Australia



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