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Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23921) - you deserved it (1698)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML


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On 12/05/2012 at 6:27pm - money - by lonelyandcold (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25077) - you deserved it (1479)

On 12/06/2012 at 6:50pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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