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Today, mah guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

#20187578
82 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 3:03am - love - by Anna - United States (Washington)

Today... it was mah first day at mah new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed... two residents passed away... and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

#20401181
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On 12/15/2012 at 7:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today... I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day... but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Oncehile I was at work helping a customer... the otherhile sitting on the couch next to mah boyfriend. FML

#20397583
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On 12/13/2012 at 3:58am - health - by meranda_johnson - United States

Today , mah boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

#20192047
101 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 6:29am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, whilst at mah new looool step-dad's Christmas lunch, mah mother spikd mah drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML

#20418159
62 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 5:09am - misc - by heya - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times!! looool I counted!! FML

#20200321
108 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by roommateprobssss:( - United States

Taday ma best friend told me about a vicious rumor tat's going around, saying I contracted a orrible STD. I asked er if se told everyone it was a lie. Se said no, cuz te rumor is apparently ( way too funny to ruin. ) Maybe it's time fir new friends. mega FML

#20397919
107 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Katie (woman) - United States

Today, mah son sprayed the bottom of mah car and window white with fake snow in Christma cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML

#20400437
58 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 6:48am - misc - by teejayrn - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY WHILE VISITING WIDOWED GREAT AUNT, SHE TOOK OUT HER WEDDING RINGS AND TALKED ABOUT THE LOVE SHE AND UNCLE HAD. SMILING, I TOLD HER THAT ONE DAY I HOPE TO HAVE AS HAPPY A MARRIAGE AS THIERS. HER RESPONSE? "KNOWING YOU, I WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT." MY MOTHER SAT THERE AGREIENG. FML

#20189035
56 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 2:17am - misc - by Stupendous_ - Canada (Alberta)

Today in art class our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

#20202076
62 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah parants haard from mah sistar that I'd racantly lost mah vrginity to mah grlfriand. I'va navar baan bitchad out so viciously in mah lifa, and yat mah sistar, whom avaryona knows has had numarous casual saxual partnars this yaar, looool is traatad lika a princass 24/7. FML

#20188038
134 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, as mah friend was rudely rummaging through mah phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas . Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly . That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas . FML

#20193344
87 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by a - United States (Tennessee)

Today... as my 12 hour shift was about to finish... a young boy cummd in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money... which I found admirable. That is... until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

#20398760
124 comments

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On 12/14/2012 at 12:10am - kids - by Ethan_18 - United States



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