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December 2012

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Today, I ran into my high school crush at Target. When I asked her if she remembered me, she patted me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walked away. FML

#20191408
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25221) - you deserved it (2653)

On 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm - misc - by Likian5 (man) - United States

Today, one of the girls who has made it her job to ruin my life cornered me in the hallway at school. She tried to insult me, and for the first time in my life I had a scathing comeback. My elation quickly ended when she violently shoved my face into the water fountain. FML

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML

#20199452
95 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States

Today, my mom hung her new "Christmas Clock" on the wall. It plays a different Christmas carol every hour, on the hour. It's only December 2nd and I'm already starting to understand why suicide rates sky rocket this time of year. FML

#20188746
105 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter called me to pick her up at the mall. She said I had to meet her inside a specific store, so I figured she wanted me to pay for something. Turns out I was right, she was being arrested for shoplifting. FML

#20193017
100 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML

#20423057
74 comments

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On 12/26/2012 at 3:53am - misc - by Shelle (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a stranger was kind enough to plow my driveway during a blizzard. However, they were not kind enough to leave their number after plowing the front end of my car. FML

#20431369
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30194) - you deserved it (2626)

On 12/30/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by imcold - United States

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

#20430574
117 comments

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On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

#20186136
112 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 12:59am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML

#20397879
81 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 12:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, my friend was complaining to me about her problems. I tried to be a good, understanding friend, listening and giving advice. When it was my turn to vent, she interrupted me, saying, "Sorry, but I don't really care." FML

#20201674
108 comments

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On 12/12/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by sushichick (woman) - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

#20189765
123 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by VedaLynn - United States

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

#20187578
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33244) - you deserved it (2515)

On 12/02/2012 at 3:03am - love - by Anna - United States (Washington)



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