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Today , My Mom And I Took My Senile Grandmother To The Mall , Since She Doesn't Get Out Much. She Complained It Was Hot , Then Took Her Clothing Off In The Middle Of The Food Court. It Took Us Thirty Minute To Make Her Put Her Shirt Back On. FML

#20187746
91 comments

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On 12/02/2012 at 9:05am - misc - by Sam - United States (Indiana)

2day I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had putted a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

#20199630
110 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 9:05pm - work - by golfstar11 - United States (Georgia)

Today , in my AP Biology class , a student informed us she'd read that Antarctica had completely melted due to global warming , tohich my friend gushed , "Yeah! It's been melted for , like , months." FML

#20193921
172 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by bieberslayer (woman) - United States

Today, I started a new job !! I'm now trapped in a small office with a woman who says, "Oh mah gravy!" constantly !! In response to everything !! FML

#20201125
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On 12/11/2012 at 9:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbrth would have been like back then. One grl askd in all seriousnes why they didn't use ultrasound machine to see what sex their babie were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML

#20398310
122 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 6:44pm - misc - by surrounded by dumbfucks (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at mah boyfriend's househen I got a call from mah parents . They told me to come home immediately . Panicking, I rushd home . My dad pulld out a clear tube filld with drid leaves . They accusd me of having marijuana . It was catnip fir mah kitten . FML

#20187165
60 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 9:01pm - misc - by potheadloljk (woman) - United States (Maine)

TODAY , MAH ROOMMATE TURNED THE THERMOSTAT DOWN TO 50 DEGREES . WHY? BECAUSE SHE READ THAT SHIVERING BURNS CALORIES . FML

#20200383
145 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

today after weeks of begging... I finally got an interview at dream job. Turns out... they only agreed to interview me because they thought I was someone else. FML

Today, I found out that wife,ho is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entre bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse,hen I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML

#20194263
86 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Matt8 (man) - United States

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. mega FML

#20189404
86 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on . At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience . The shoe hit me square in the face . big fat FML

#20196764
70 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 7:25pm - health - by ko - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Was On A Crowded Bus When The Woman Behind Me Vomited. The Guy Next To Her Was A Sympathy Puker. So Were 3 Other People. There Was No Room To Escape. FML

#20399062
96 comments

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On 12/14/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by MiscHats (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, one of mah work colleagues was staring at mah severe sunburn. She wantd to know if she could "peel" me, when mah sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no 4 an answer, an I work with her everyday this week. FML

#20194217
93 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 7:19pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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