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December 2012

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2day my car is still in te sop, so I askd my psyco broter to drive me to te mall. He spd up to nerely 20km over te sped limit, so I soutd for im to stop before e got us bot killd. He it te brakes in te middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML

#20401140
114 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 7:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

I steppd on te scale an realizd tat I weig more tan te amount of money tat I ave in my bank account. FML

#20199403
192 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 6:32pm - money - by ihncredible - United States (Michigan)

Today, whila sharing a faw baars on tha couch with my boyfriand, ha drunkanly uttarad tha fataful words, "Baba, if I could suck looool my own dick, you'd ba singla as HELL." FML

#20426492
153 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by well, i am now (woman) - United States

TODAY I RECEIVED MAH SOCCER TEAM JACKET THAT I ORDERED A MONTH AGO. TRYING TO SAVE MONEY I'D SELECTED THE ( NO NAME ) OPTION TO AVOID AN EXTRA $20 EMBROIDERING FEE. MY JACKET NOW HAS ( NO NAME ) SPELLED OUT ON THE SIDE OF IT AND I WAS CHARGED THE EXTRA $20 DOLLARS AFTER ALL. FML

#20415162
87 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 12:01am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, as I have been 4 10 yeres, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with mah mother, she yelld, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

#20434659
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (7205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on a blind date!! My date turnd out to be very hot, an I had high hopes!! That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approachd, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff an dead skin floating through the air behind her!! FML

#20197946
196 comments

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On 12/09/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE (man) - United Kingdom (Barking and Dagenham)

Today, At Work, I Jumped Under My Desk In Fear Of A Nuclear Missile Attack Wen Te Frestation Next Us Let Out Its New Awareness Sren. I Tink I'm Going Insane. FML

#20410599
90 comments

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On 12/21/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Insane Guy (man) - United States

Today, while talking to mah boyfriend, he got upset an accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid!! All because I used the word "vapid." FML

#20414233
178 comments

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On 12/22/2012 at 5:19pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if e was ceating on me. He replied, ( Na, all te cicks in tis town are fuck-ugly. ) and stared at me until I left te room. Good to know tat's is only reason 4 staying faitful. big fat FML

#20430536
129 comments

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On 12/29/2012 at 6:54pm - love - by single once again (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

TODAY I WENT TO THE LOCAL USED BOOKS STORE TO SELL ALL COLLEGE TEXTBOOKS. I SPENT SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLARS ON THEM IN TOTAL. I ENDED UP WALKING OUT OF THE SHOP A PATHETIC $3.50 RICHER. FML

#20412112
151 comments

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On 12/21/2012 at 7:11pm - money - by futuregigolo (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were having sexhen the condom broke. He told me to go put looool a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

#20186465
146 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States

today mah son got suspendd from school . He's in kindergarten . fat FML

#20201910
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On 12/12/2012 at 1:32pm - kids - by Renzy (woman) -

Yesterday I Sent A Cute.. . Jokey Text To My Girlfriend Saying.. . ( Just In Case The World Ends.. . I Love You . ) Not Only Did She Dump Me Because I Was An ( Idiot Fir Believing In The Doomsday ).. . Which I Don't.. . She Also Wrote A Facebook Statu About It . Now Everyone Think I'm Mentally Unstable . FML

#20409563
95 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 7:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Vestfold)



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