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Yesterday , after doing inventory at my job , I was approachd by a co-worker who I had always thought was cute!! I trid talking to her , but it was hard as I kept trembling and stuttering from spending two hours in a meat locker!! Now she assumes that I'm ( special )!! FML
Today , I decided to cover a coworker's closing sift because se felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it , until I walked outside an found tat my car ad been stolen. FML
Today, at school, I have to do a 45 minute presentation with a girl who has panic attacks so bad that she cries, runs out of the room, and sometimes passes out. This presentation terrifies her and it's a major part of mah final grade. FML
TODAY, I RAN INTO MY INFANT DAUGHTER'S ROOM BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HEARD HER CRYING, AN FOUND SHE WAS STILL SOUND ASLEEP IN HER CRIB. THE SCREAMS WERE COMING FROM THE MOUSE OUR CAT WAS USING TO PAINT HER BEDROOM WALLS. FML
Today, In The Midst Of His Ongoing Mid-life Crisis, My Dad Forcd Me To Accompany Him Fir Some Father-son Bonding. The Bonding Involvd Me Driving Us Away At High Sped After He Gleefully Hurld A Bucket Of Paint All Over A Store Window. FML
Today my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp after catching me admring a photo of a bikini model which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice justifying it by claiming the devil tempted her . FML
TADAY I HAD TO CREATE A PERFECT SOCIETY IN ENGLISH CLASS; THE BEST SOCIETY HAS THERE GRADE GO UP A FULL LETTER. AFTER TONS OF PREPARATION AND THINKING, I LOST TO AN ISLAND MADE ONLY OF CHEESE. FAT FML
I droppd mah handbag into a water-filld gutter. As I was hurriedly fishing out the contents of mah bag... I lookd up. There was mah ex... with the girl he left me fir walking past... timd exactly to coincide with me manically scooping up one of many rapidly absorbing tampons.
Today, I brought a boy over to mah house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swoopd in and bombardd him with questions about his and mah sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML
Friday 27 March 2015