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Today, te fater of ma unborn cild told me e isn't sure e'll be able to make it to te birt, since tere's no guarantee ofen it will appen, so e can't scedule time off. Tis would be understandable if e actually ad a job. FML

#20158967
110 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... mah crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told mah parents to act normal 4 one night. Apparently... "normal" is strutting around naked and acting lyk a chicken. FML

#20166401
108 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 8:34am - love - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today, yet again, mah boss whined to me lyk a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

#20165849
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On 11/16/2012 at 8:06pm - work - by wow @ creepy fuckers (man) - United States

Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online fir the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body fir sex at least twice a day when we get married. mega FML

#20173484
108 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after dealing with infidelity in mah marriage, I found myself looking 4 advice. This ld me to the comment section of a tabloid article talking about Kristen Stewart an Rob Pattinson. I'm a 30-year-old man taking marriage advice from a bunch of vampire-obsessd tweens.

#20156173
67 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 11:07am - love - by loser (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I finally lost virginity to boyfriend. It hurt like hell , was over in less than a minute , an he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

#20144932
176 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 9:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today , newly ex-fiancé , te fater of 5-year-old cild , moved out of state wit no warning. I just spent last $500 paying off is car , and te rent is due tomorrow. FML

#20144316
89 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 12:35pm - love - by lilithfaye (woman) - United States

Today... my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wereing the same outfit. FML

#20184947
77 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 1:30am - misc - by Awks - Australia (Victoria)

I realizd I'd put on my shrt on inside out... so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off... I accidentally droppd it in the toilet. mega looool FML

#20169668
108 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me fir the frst time!! He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

#20169456
120 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had just had a shower, when I noticed that the mix of mah shower gel and deodorant smelled like Lynx Dark Temptation. I was happy, as this is mah favourite men's deodorant, until I realised I was happily sniffing mah own boobs because they smelled like mah ex-boyfriend. FML

Today, I found a woundd turkey in our backyard . I brought it inside, puttd it in a cage, and tendd to its wounds . I then left . When I got back home, I smelld the wonderful aroma of my mother's cooking . She had prepard a turkey, the one I'd rescud . FML

#20162095
112 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 6:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

2day I've Now Workd On Tanksgiving.. . Black Friday.. . Te Weekend After Tat.. . And Two Days Tis Week . My Usband And Son Ave Ad All Tat Time Off.. . And Yet I've Still Endd Up Aving To Clean Te Dises And Te Ouse After Tem On All Of Tese Days . FML

#20181186
121 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 1:05pm - work - by bored - United States



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