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November 2012

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Today, I lerened that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping . It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise . My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday . big fat FML

#20160454
84 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm - money - by siciliano12594 - United States (New York)

YASTARDAY, MA CAT WANT INTO LABOR!! TIS IS SURPRISING SINCA 6 YAARS AGO, WA PAID TO AVA AR SPAYAD!! FML

#20174337
87 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 8:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, someone stole iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, an located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

#20163099
109 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from mah daughter after he grabbd her and startd shoving her around . I complaind to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind yur fucking business" and say that her son can dohatever the hell he wants . FML

#20168309
189 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 4:22pm - kids - by WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM (man) - United States (New York)

Today.. . mah mom has officially lost 100 pound due to a lap-band surgery . After sharing her excitement.. . she also shard her troubles . She said.. . "Everything hangs now.. . even mah cooter . Can they fix that?" Thank you fir the mental image.. . mom . FML

#20159898
87 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 12:25am - health - by KtSue - United States

looool Today , I work on a cruise ship , and I just learned that we have a morgue on board. How did I learn that? It's right next to the crew laundry room , and I opened the wrong door. It was occupied. FML

#20147788
89 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 7:02pm - work - by CircusSea (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, mah husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up mah backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the waterhen he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML

#20181043
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On 11/27/2012 at 9:32am - misc - by Cracky - United States (Maryland)

Today.. . I startd at mah first job . Within the first five minutes of arriving.. . I was followd around by ahite guyho repeatedly sang to me.. . "Black people love making music" along with a few of his own songs . It resultd in me getting fird 4 bringing mah "boyfriend" to work . I didn't even know him . FML

#20163535
32 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 8:04pm - work - by sarahijklmnop (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I found mah sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of mah ex-boyfriends. And mah fiancé. We're getting marrid in three weeks. FML

#20162804
74 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 2:46am - love - by he's mine (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today mah girlfriend's mother came over 4 a few hours!! After she left I went to grab a drink only to fine that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet!! FML

#20148667
82 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 9:02am - misc - by liquorless (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a booth at a very expensive craft show. My grandma cummed to show her support. While there, she managed to knock over mah display, get in the way of potential buyers and take down a rather old ladyhen she supposedly stumbled. This all happened in the first five minutes she was there. FML

#20167730
61 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 5:02am - work - by soldnone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I cummed back to find mah nieghbor had decided to blow his leaves all over mah yard. FML

#20163199
84 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by racking-leaves - United States

today my step-mom threw out some of the "boxes of junk" in my room, because apparently, I'm a pack rat!! I guess she and everyone else in my family won't be recieving those Christmas presents!! FML

#20177886
108 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 8:28am - money - by WritingWrongs - United States



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