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I arrived home after a hard day's work to see mah 12-year-old sister had greased up mah 8-year-old brother with butter and olive oil, and was attempting to slide him down the wooden floorboards in the hallway. FML

#20161557
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20411) - you deserved it (2024)

On 11/13/2012 at 5:00am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

today I proposd to my grlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment . She seemd incredibly excitd when she saw the ring an put it on . The way she boltd out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again . FML

#20163929
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26125) - you deserved it (2024)

On 11/15/2012 at 1:35am - love - by minime94 (man) - United States (Texas)

yesterday I was conducting a meeting regarding safety concerns on my field site. While I made looool a comment, a client rep yelled out that women don't know construction, and that I should be acting like a proper secretary and should get my boss. I'm the Construction Manager.

#20161445
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (2018)

On 11/13/2012 at 1:49am - work - by ConstructionLady (woman) - United States

Today... mah boyfriend and I cleaned his parents'hole househile they were out... just to be nice. When they came home... they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

#20164583
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24060) - you deserved it (2016)

On 11/15/2012 at 6:34pm - love - by teea (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me cuz she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trustd either. FML

#20163899
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24127) - you deserved it (2007)

On 11/15/2012 at 12:48am - love - by B-Rad (man) - United States

Today, I ad to stand next to my wife at te supermarket, beet-red an pretending not to exist; about alf an our into our sopping, se completely lost er sit at te advertising on te loudspeaker, turned to anoter patron, an screamed into is face to sut te fuck up. FML

#20164356
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16680) - you deserved it (2002)

On 11/15/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

TODAY, MY DERANGED WIFE SOMEHOW BECAME CONVINCED THAT VAMPIRES ACTUALLY EXIST. SHE'S NOW WALKING AROUND WITH GARLIC POWDER CAKED INTO HER CLOTHING. I CAN'T GET THE SMELL OUT OF MY NOSTRILS. BIG FAT FML

#20147303
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19392) - you deserved it (1991)

On 11/04/2012 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today , I decided to buy a meal 4 a homeless man who was bieng shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him , I realized it was my dad , wereing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. big fat FML

#20159880
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31985) - you deserved it (1962)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by BulldogHoops - United States (Oklahoma)

Yesterday after being single fir a while now I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy mah friend convinced me would be perfect fir me . He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time . He is 27 . FML

#20180462
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (1956)

On 11/26/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by N - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

TODAY , AFTER THE FOURTH TIME TELLING MY ROOMMATE I'M HIGHLY ALLERGIC TO HER SCENTD PRODUCTS , I CUMMD BACK TO FINE ALL 6 OF OUR WALL OUTLET USING GLADE PLUG-INS. THEY WERE SET TO HIGH. FML

Today, I'm so broke, I asked ma parents if tey'd pay 4 me to go to te eye doctor and consider it ma Cristmas present. FML

#20149436
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21955) - you deserved it (1954)

On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States

Today... whilst at a red light in car... a homeless man with a spray bottle an a dirty rag came over to clean windows. He started with the driver's window... which was wide open... an whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously lyk urine. FML

#20172058
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24871) - you deserved it (1953)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:54am - misc - by WamBamSam - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26837) - you deserved it (1939)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)



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