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November 2012

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Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

#20183636
102 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by elizabeth - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

#20164653
58 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my family came over for Thanksgiving. We were supposed to have had dinner hours ago, but my mom kept sneaking into the kitchen and dialing down the temperature on the oven, claiming I was going to overcook everything. At this rate, we'll be lucky to have eaten by midnight. FML

#20174185
57 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 6:18pm - misc - by mommycooks (woman) - United States

Today, I was planning on enjoying my one day off work from the hospital, at home. I got a call saying I had to come in because my department was short-handed. I went in to find almost everyone there. Turns out it was a prank by my coworkers. FML

#20148851
57 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 12:33pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

#20168543
60 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML

#20181556
79 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got laid off. Why would they lay me off right before the holidays? Because they want to make sure every one else gets a nice holiday bonus. FML

#20173186
46 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML

#20151103
53 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by rastamerican - United States (California)

Today, I'm in the hospital and it's been 44 hours since I've eaten anything. My doctors won't let me eat and my parents are sitting across the room, eating. FML

#20171321
84 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 6:25pm - health - by RayneSong - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started my new job as the only IT tech for my office. My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together for "fun". FML

#20150513
87 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I have three cracked ribs. I have also, for the first time in my life, developed a case of the hiccups that simply will NOT go away. It's been hours. FML

#20184990
100 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30am - health - by Atletic - United States (New York)

Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML

#20153910
70 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 6:28pm - health - by anon - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

#20173269
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25565) - you deserved it (1623)

On 11/22/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Ice cold (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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