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November 2012

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Today, ma dad asked me to send ma mom a text since e was driving and I was in te passenger seat . I pulled up ma mom's contact on is pone, and I found tat ma mom ad recently sent ma dad a picture of er jugs, along wit te message, "We miss you."

#20164798
104 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 9:45pm - love - by Sexting Parents - United States (New Jersey)

Today, My Girlfriend Decided It Would Be Cute To Leave A Love Letter In My Carhile I Was At Work. She Left My Lights On. I Got A Dead Battery. FML

#20179747
81 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blake Lawrence - United States (Utah)

Today , I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression an then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

#20176506
107 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 11:35am - misc - by lobstercola - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I mat up with a faw old friands 4 soma wina an munchias. Tha main topics of convarsation wara colonoscopias... lactosa intolaranca an spacific symptoms of irritabla bowal syndroma. I'm slaaping ovar at ona of thair housas. Only 20 mora hours to go. FML

#20184451
49 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 8:00pm - misc - by Randiluck (woman) - Canada

Today... my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat... he also got inside the car an sat next to my date... pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time... an walked me back to the house. My mom laughed an gave him $20. It was a dare. FML

Today due to a health insurance mix up mah schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds for a little over a week. She's convincd I can read her mind and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit mah throat in mah sleep. Her medication won't be available for at least another two weeks. FML

#20159457
161 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patron suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

#20143313
162 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 7:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
197 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

after a year of living with boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom . FML

#20155172
107 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 4:22pm - misc - by Anonimo (woman) - Italy (Sardegna)

Today , I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stoppd working , because apparently , mah boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

#20155036
93 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm - love - by 99Problemsandfml - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I had to go to mah daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with mah husbandhen we arrived. Apparently I ( died ) recently and mah daughter has had extra responsibility around the house , hencehy she doesn't come to class. FML

#20154716
111 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 6:09am - kids - by Shauna (woman) - United States

Today...hile giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace... a woman yelld from the back... asking mehy I'm not out starting looool a war somewhere. I stoppd talking an trid to pinpoint her in the crowd...hich she took as a sign to snort an call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

#20168119
72 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

TODAY, I WAS MUGGED AT GUNPOINT BY A SENIOR CITIZEN. SHE NOW HAS A LOUSY $20, AND I PROBABLY HAVE PTSD. FML

#20182765
115 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by stillshakinggd (man) - United States



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