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November 2012

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Today, an hour after having looool been turnd down 4 sex, I walkd in on mah wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML

#20178424
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34174) - you deserved it (4106)

On 11/25/2012 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

TODAY, MAH 5 KIDS WERE SINGING THIER FAVORITE CHRISTMA CAROL IN THE VAN, EACH TRYING TO SING LOUDER THAN THE OTHERS. IT WOULD HAVE PROBABLY SOUNDED BETTER IF THEY WERE ALL SINGING THE SAME ONE. FML

#20183806
114 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 9:22am - kids - by Dave (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with mah girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward 2 hours of mah life. FML

#20148134
94 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 10:26pm - love - by Tj Hunt - United States

Today, I noticed my usband was acting moody, and I asked im wat was wrong. He replied tat e didn't know, so trying to ligten te mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause your stuck wit me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and asn't sown is face since. FML

#20156759
86 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran into mah boss outsida of work. Sha smild, and startd trying to hava an in-dapth chat with ma. I wouldn't hava mindd, if it waran't 4 tha fact I ran into har at a club,hilst thay wara having an S and M thama night. And wa wara both fully drassd up 4 it. FML

#20172556
118 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 3:43pm - work - by jobsearching (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Taday I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read ( Well son this diary proves that your ahiny asshole - Dad. ) Thanks Dad from beyond the grave. FML

#20161095
64 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today , mah teacher wore a bikini at the pool. She is 68.

#20153506
146 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 1:39pm - work - by Owen - Canada (Alberta)

Today , my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing fir five yeres . He also happen to be the man I've been in love with fir eight . As she was giving me the details , she nonchalantly gave me her reason fir accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not , there's alway divorce." mega FML

#20149647
127 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 9:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the bad-ass Spider Man villain but rather cuz personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML

#20173388
90 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 2:25am - misc - by zzz - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my brthday. I finally got the PS3 looool I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opend the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of cloths that my mom puttd in my brother's PS3 box. FML

#20157168
160 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 4:02am - misc - by Shauna (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was told I look lyk a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer cuz we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML

#20155893
81 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Georgia)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
133 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday, Mah Grlfriend Decidd To Invite Her Best Friend Over 4 A Threesome. This Would've Been The Best Day Ever, Had I Not Been At Workhile It Was Taking Place. FML

#20150477
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37840) - you deserved it (3737)

On 11/06/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by sadness1992 - United States (California)



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