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yesterday I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

#20168543
59 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)

Tadayhile working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost an wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face an harsh words 4 supposedly having kidnapped him. real FML

#20183959
92 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 1:08pm - work - by bitch i'm a gerontophile (man) - Taiwan

Today, I Have Three Cracked Ribs. I Have Also, Fir The First Time In Mah Life, Developed A Case Of The Hiccups That Simply Will NOT Go Away. It's Been Hours.

#20184990
100 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30am - health - by Atletic - United States (New York)

Taday ma family came over fir Tanksgiving!! We were supposd to ave ad dinner ours ago , but ma mom kept sneaking into te kitcen and dialing down te temperature on te oven , claiming I was going to overcook everyting!! At tis rate , we'll be lucky to ave eaten by midnigt!! FML

#20174185
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On 11/22/2012 at 6:18pm - misc - by mommycooks (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to mah mother-in-law wearing the gold chainhich I looool usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searchd mah drawer only to fine out mah chain was missing. I askd mah mother-in-law if she took it an she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

#20183636
102 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by elizabeth - United States (Nevada)

2day my boss asked me if I ad any special plans fir Cristmas. After I told im I was planning a trip to Canada, e snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at te office." real FML

#20173791
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On 11/22/2012 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I was woken up by my elderly nieghbor banging on my door at 2am . She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off . I'd just fallen asleep . mega FML

#20184989
74 comments

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On 11/30/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Rachael (woman) - Australia

Today , I ad dinner wit ma grandparents. At te table , ma grandfater openly complained about ow ard it is 4 im to get out of tere ot tub. Not because of is prostetic leg , but because is balls someow ( get stuck ). I really didn't need to know tat. FML

#20159093
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On 11/11/2012 at 3:27pm - misc - by Miki13 - Canada (Ontario)

2day we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from mah early childhood was really the man mah mother was cheating on mah dad with. FML

#20156411
72 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today , I got laid off. Why would they lay me off right before the holidays? Because they want to make sure every one else gets a nice holiday bonus. FML

#20173186
49 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 11:31pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

#20159802
73 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 11:30pm - misc - by me - United States (Indiana)

yesterday at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she an my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," an are most likely getting a divorce. FML

#20151103
53 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by rastamerican - United States (California)

Today, I'm in the hospital and it's been 44 hours since I've eaten anything. My doctors won't let me eat and mah parents are sitting across the room, eating. big fat FML

#20171321
80 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 6:25pm - health - by RayneSong - United States (Michigan)



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