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November 2012

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TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND DECIDED TO BREAK THE NEWS THAT SHE WANTED US TO BE "JUST FRIENDS." HOWEVER, SHE DID IT NOT IN JUST ANY OLD WAY - WHILE ICE-SKATING. I'M CURRENTLY IN HOSPITAL GETTING STITCHES IN MY ARM AFTER I TRIPPED IN SHOCK AN SHE RAN ME OVER. FML

#20173269
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On 11/22/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Ice cold (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I started my new job as the only IT tech for my office!! My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together for ( fun )!! FML

#20150513
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On 11/06/2012 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY I'M AT WORK ON A CONSTRUCTION SITE FOR A HIGH RISE BUILDING ON THE 12TH FLOOR TODAY. I'VE DEVELOPD A SEVERE CASE OF THE RUNS CAUSING ME TO NED TO RUSH TO THE NEREEST TOILET PERIODICALLY. LUCKILY FOR ME IT'S CONVENIENTLY LOCATD ON THE GROUND FLOOR. MEGA FML

#20154818
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On 11/08/2012 at 9:36am - health - by bob the builder - United States (Mississippi)

Today, After Aving Finally Kicked Ma Insomnia's Ass After Tree Ours, I Was Woken Up By Someting I Only Tougt Appened In Movies. Someone Ad Paid Fir A Mariaci Band To Play Fir Teir Girlfriend, Outside Ma Apartment, In Te Middle Of Te Nigt. FML

#20175516
58 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me!! She then calld me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking wat she spent a long time making for me!! I later found out that not only did she use expird yogurt , it was also a mango smoothie , which I'm allergic to!! FML

#20153910
70 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 6:28pm - health - by anon - United States

Today , I'm at home , sick with walking pneumonia an a raging UTI. Every time I cough , I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel an garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

#20145285
63 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 1:34am - health - by jdch_99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto mah laptop an photoshopping a bong into mah Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with mah mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December!!

#20178213
72 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

yesterday I was waiting in a doctor's officeen I was approaced by an elderly woman. Se told me all about te ripping of er stitces in a very private place, in exaustive detail. Of course, today was te day my doctor cose to be an our late. FML

#20183071
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On 11/28/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,ile At A Stop Ligt, I Was Rear-ended By A Car Biend Me . Te Guy Got Angry At Me, Cuz According To Im, I Sould've Known Tat Is Car As Poor Braking Distance, And So I Sould've Moved Forward A Few More Feet To Compensate . FML

#20157954
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25710) - you deserved it (1302)

On 11/10/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by Me - United States



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