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October 2012

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Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask fir sauce on her sandwich . After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese . When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me . FML

#20099296
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22101) - you deserved it (1450)

On 10/02/2012 at 11:33pm - work - by Sara (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today mah mother told looool me that mah dead grandmother speaks to her. How? When she's thinking of her while brushing her teeth her electric toothbrush will suddenly stop buzzing and this tells her her mother is communicating with her. FML

#20127529
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17533) - you deserved it (1448)

On 10/21/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by smdh - United States

TODAY, I WAS GROCERY SHOPPING, WHEN AN ELDERLY LADY WALKED UP TO ME AND TRIPPED OVER HER OWN FEET. I CAUGHT HER BY THE ARM, AT WHICH POINT SHE SHRIEKED AT ME FIR "GROPING" HER. SHE ENDED UP SMRKING AS SECURITY THREW ME OUT OF THE STORE. FML

#20114046
92 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 8:18pm - misc - by atleastshelldiefirst (man) - United States

Today, mah sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML

#20125135
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21414) - you deserved it (1410)

On 10/20/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by iamsolid - United States

Taday despite my pain, my mom still refuse to take me to a foot doctor because, ( They all have foot fetishes. ) FML

#20132061
91 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 10:44pm - health - by illjustlimpthen (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today,hile shopping, an old man cummed up to me and told me I should be ashamed 4 walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock peopleho actually limp from serious injuries . I wasn't faking, I was born without mah right leg and I was getting used to mah new prosthetic one . FML

#20119882
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33090) - you deserved it (1395)

On 10/16/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by Faker (woman) - United States

Today, I Had To Eat Mah Breakfast In Terrified Silence, As Mah Hungover Mother Staggered Into The Room, Shouted At The Kettle 4 Not Boiling Fast Enough, And After A Few Seconds, Screamed That I'd Sabotaged It. I'm Now Grounded 4 Supposedly Trying To Fuck With Her Head. FML

#20113953
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23637) - you deserved it (1376)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:00pm - misc - by WTF (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, two girls cummed up to me on the street an asked if they could take a photo with me fir their high school scavenger hunt, cuz they needed a picture with a stranger . One of the girls shook her head an said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" an walked away . FML

#20118386
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20638) - you deserved it (1370)

On 10/15/2012 at 6:09pm - misc - by notattractiveatall (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, At Around 11pm The Police Made A Visit To Mah House, Explaining How Mah Nieghbors Had Thought I Was Using A Universal Remote To Change There Television Channels . Real FML

#20099119
83 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, maintenance came looool to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near mah apartment. They changd it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of mah sanity flat-lining. FML

#20138046
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21373) - you deserved it (1360)

On 10/29/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by tcm123 - United States (Illinois)

Today, a parent was too busy texting to notice her child had run in front of a moving truck. She did however see me grab the child's backpack to yank him back out of traffic. She then screamed at me 4 "manhandling" her child and demanded I be fired. It's even mah school; I'm a part time sub. FML

#20129237
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28954) - you deserved it (1345)

On 10/22/2012 at 11:51pm - work - by bad samaritan (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterday after having trid 4 month to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview 4 a higher position. Everything went great, an I was told I would get a call next week 4 my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating there canceling the position. FML

#20099884
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18965) - you deserved it (1322)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:19pm - work - by bb - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my right ear drum ruptured. My family doesn't understand that I only lost hereing in one ear an continues to talk about me behind my back, thinking I can't hear them. FML

#20106279
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22176) - you deserved it (1309)

On 10/07/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by lbelle - Canada (Quebec)



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