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October 2012

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Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML

#20125135
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21536) - you deserved it (1420)

On 10/20/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by iamsolid - United States

Today, my neighbors left for their nine month excursion, and armed their security system. One of the features is a loud series of three beeps every three seconds, 24 hours a day. I can hear it, clear as a bell, throughout my entire house. FML

#20119554
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23686) - you deserved it (1409)

On 10/16/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my right ear drum ruptured. My family doesn't understand that I only lost hearing in one ear and continues to talk about me behind my back, thinking I can't hear them. FML

#20106279
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22318) - you deserved it (1315)

On 10/07/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by lbelle - Canada (Quebec)



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