Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
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On 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm - animals - by birthday girl (woman) - Australia
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 6:58pm - animals - by banj0 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 12:07pm - work - by yolo is for shitheads - United States
Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML
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On 10/18/2012 at 9:57pm - kids - by Jessica - United States
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 1:38pm - misc - by tiredofthis - United States (Tennessee)
Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML
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On 10/03/2012 at 4:07am - work - by WaitedOut (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Katie (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
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On 10/27/2012 at 4:04pm - misc - by left4dead (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I have a massive headache, thanks to my asshat of a roommate, who decided to balance our tea kettle on the top of the kitchen door. When I stumbled into the kitchen, half-awake, it came smashing down onto my head. FML
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On 10/05/2012 at 4:25pm - health - by sharky (man) - United States
Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML
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On 10/19/2012 at 10:37am - misc - by NoorFML - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 12:15am - work - by caltech (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
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On 10/02/2012 at 4:55pm - health - by ... - Canada (Alberta)
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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