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Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML

#20132061
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20136) - you deserved it (1268)

On 10/24/2012 at 10:44pm - health - by illjustlimpthen (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at around 11pm the police made a visit to my house, explaining how my neighbors had thought I was using a universal remote to change their television channels. FML

#20099119
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21856) - you deserved it (1265)

On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, maintenance came to fix the constantly beeping alarm system near my apartment. They changed it from beeping on-and-off to one never-ending beep, similar to the sound of my sanity flat-lining. FML

#20138046
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20216) - you deserved it (1264)

On 10/29/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by tcm123 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML

#20116789
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17412) - you deserved it (1261)

On 10/14/2012 at 4:36pm - health - by oppafucktardstyle (man) - United States (New York)



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