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October 2012

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Today, my neighbors left for their nine month excursion, and armed their security system. One of the features is a loud series of three beeps every three seconds, 24 hours a day. I can hear it, clear as a bell, throughout my entire house. FML

#20119554
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23685) - you deserved it (1409)

On 10/16/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to pick my parents up from the hospital and drive them back home, after they were treated for eating large amounts of cheese that my dad claimed to have "aged" for several years. FML

#20116789
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19501) - you deserved it (1406)

On 10/14/2012 at 4:36pm - health - by oppafucktardstyle (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my right ear drum ruptured. My family doesn't understand that I only lost hearing in one ear and continues to talk about me behind my back, thinking I can't hear them. FML

#20106279
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22316) - you deserved it (1315)

On 10/07/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by lbelle - Canada (Quebec)



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