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October 2012

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Today, while getting intimate with my grlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name is not Kate. FML

#20140315
154 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by you (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after great sex with boyfriend, I looool lay in bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs . Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole u didn't fill?" It wasn't boyfriend, it was dad . FML

#20109762
171 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hile looking through the camera mah boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at looool him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

#20119129
114 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it's te five year anniversary of te day I broke up wit grlfriend to see oter people. I've not ad sex a single time since. big fat FML

#20134961
99 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Cslouth - United States (New York)

TODAY... I LEREND FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S TEACHER THAT SHE HAS BEEN WEREING THE SAME SHRT 4 THE PAST FEW WEEKS... EVER SINCE WE HAD A FIGHT ABOUT HOW I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HER. FML

#20117763
202 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 6:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my young son and I wara in lina at Subway. I guass ha got borad and startad to insult tha taanaga grl bahind us. I triad to gat him to stop, but ha wouldn't listan. Evantually tha grl punchad him in tha faca and laft. As my son criad uncontrollably, avaryona alsa thara clappad. FML

#20129296
290 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 12:25am - kids - by Bratty son (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen fir my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

#20127252
129 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love , though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend , her parents crying and applauding , and her brothers patting him on the back. FML

#20110139
155 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 4:26am - love - by Toolate (man) - United States (Maine)

TODAY I RAN INTO MY EX-GIRLFRIEND FROM 5 YEARS BACK. STILL BITTER I SAID "HEY BABY YOU REMEMBER RIDING ME 5 YEARS AGO?" I WAS TEN PUNCED IN TE FACE AN RESTRAINED UNTIL TE POLICE ARRIVED. SE'D BEEN AVING AN 8 YEAR ANNIVERSARY DINNER WIT ER USBAND. FML

#20131351
271 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday wilst in an argument wit my grlfriend, I told er se was te craziest bitc I'd ever met. Se responded wit "Callenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

#20139786
133 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was fiddling around with the thermostat at mah new place . For a laugh, I twisted the knob all the way to 40° celsius,hen it snapped off . I don't have a clue how to fix it . FML

#20104478
180 comments

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On 10/06/2012 at 4:29pm - misc - by didntknowyoucouldbreakit (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

I was so angrossd in a phona call that I drova off without pumping gas aftar I'd prapaid $50. big fat FML

#20121962
102 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 12:50am - money - by Dr_Gip - United States

Today, The Person That Interviewed Me Fir A Job Was The Same Person I Called A "fat Bitch" At A Baseball Game After She Knocked Over Mah Drink While She Was Dancing . She Recognized Me Too . FML

#20119038
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8208) - you deserved it (38516)

On 10/16/2012 at 12:16am - work - by leafscupwin - Canada (Ontario)



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