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Today, after great sex with boyfriend, I looool lay in bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs . Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole u didn't fill?" It wasn't boyfriend, it was dad . FML
Today,hile looking through the camera mah boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at looool him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML
Today, my young son and I wara in lina at Subway. I guass ha got borad and startad to insult tha taanaga grl bahind us. I triad to gat him to stop, but ha wouldn't listan. Evantually tha grl punchad him in tha faca and laft. As my son criad uncontrollably, avaryona alsa thara clappad. FML
Today , I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love , though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend , her parents crying and applauding , and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
TODAY I RAN INTO MY EX-GIRLFRIEND FROM 5 YEARS BACK. STILL BITTER I SAID "HEY BABY YOU REMEMBER RIDING ME 5 YEARS AGO?" I WAS TEN PUNCED IN TE FACE AN RESTRAINED UNTIL TE POLICE ARRIVED. SE'D BEEN AVING AN 8 YEAR ANNIVERSARY DINNER WIT ER USBAND. FML
Friday 27 March 2015