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October 2012

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Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML

#20113123
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19321) - you deserved it (1586)

On 10/12/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by minustoenail - United States (California)

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

#20096065
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20370) - you deserved it (1573)

On 09/30/2012 at 11:21pm - love - by notgivingup (woman) - United States

Today, I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, and then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML

#20119594
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27189) - you deserved it (1551)

On 10/16/2012 at 1:25pm - health - by hurtinrealbad - United States (Arizona)

Today, for the second week in a row, my brother woke me up in the small hours of the morning begging me to help him figure out the math problem to turn off his phone's stupid-ass app alarm. FML

#20115354
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19227) - you deserved it (1548)

On 10/13/2012 at 6:25pm - misc - by fucking fratricidal (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I got threatened to get dragged out of the window at work because I wouldn't sell someone hot wings. I work at Taco Bell. FML

#20123506
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20659) - you deserved it (1541)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:43am - work - by Taco Hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

#20126784
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21674) - you deserved it (1533)

On 10/21/2012 at 2:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my music teacher, who I considered one of my role-models, on TV. Too bad it was because she'd robbed a church. FML

#20128657
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18816) - you deserved it (1533)

On 10/22/2012 at 6:51pm - misc - by musicthief - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

#20127937
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22599) - you deserved it (1533)

On 10/22/2012 at 5:01am - love - by reserved - United States (California)

Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML

#20141617
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20976) - you deserved it (1530)

On 10/31/2012 at 1:23pm - animals - by orilykid (man) - United States (California)

Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML

#20122351
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20960) - you deserved it (1518)

On 10/18/2012 at 10:41am - animals - by Annonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML

#20115984
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22435) - you deserved it (1509)

On 10/14/2012 at 1:29am - work - by bbbbb - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while at a psychiatric hospital working as a student nurse, I discovered one of the patients had developed an unhealthy obsession for me. He was admitted for stalking and abusing a girl who looked just like me. It's only my first week. FML

#20127982
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22804) - you deserved it (1505)

On 10/22/2012 at 6:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML

#20127667
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28511) - you deserved it (1494)

On 10/22/2012 at 12:07am - work - by Lunazel93 - Canada (Ontario)



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