Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttle cock that hit me in the eye. FML
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On 03/30/2012 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I received the results of the exams that I re-took in order to improve my grades. I got exactly the same grades as before in all four exams. Point for point identical. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 3:06am - work - by stuckonrepeat (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)
Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML
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On 03/01/2012 at 6:35am - intimacy - by ShitFaced (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States
Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 1:55pm - love - by Tommy (man) - United States (Virginia)
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