Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
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Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm - health - by no tp (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by still learning - Canada (Nova Scotia)
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