Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)
Today, I have to follow through with the bet I lost over the Super Bowl game. I don't have a problem running a lap nude around my block, but the cops in the police station right across from my house probably will. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by MillyMan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 10:49am - love - by sandysmith - United States
Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)
Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)
Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 12:36pm - love - by WTA (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by so bored -__- (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out that driving for 2 weeks on 3/4 of a tank doesn't mean my truck magically got more efficient, it means my gas gauge is broken. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Kramer - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States
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