Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by courtneynaked (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm - kids - by crzyry (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)
Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 1:46pm - work - by Girl With a Cold (woman) -
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)
Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous -
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