Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia
Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 5:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 11:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm - health - by no tp (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
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