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Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abused by a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 7:48am - misc - by Jodie - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 1:36am - love - by sarah (woman) - United States
Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 5:01am - misc - by elizabethyeo - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML
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On 02/08/2012 at 8:26am - work - by ronz -
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML
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On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I learned that my "cash back rewards" for credit card purchases are mailed with the monthly statement. The same monthly statement that goes straight into the shredder or fireplace because I prefer to do my banking online. FML
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On 02/04/2012 at 9:51pm - money - by twiggy24 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out a second story window is a very bad idea. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States
Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 4:03pm - misc - by itshilarious - United States (New York)
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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