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September 2014

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Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

#21249597
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10636) - you deserved it (18976)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my hamster got loose from his cage. His name was Houdini. FML

#21249788
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15886) - you deserved it (4118)

On 09/01/2014 at 2:55pm - animals - by Houdini - United States (Texas)

Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML

#21249670
65 comments

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On 09/01/2014 at 12:22pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML

#21249351
69 comments

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On 08/31/2014 at 10:55pm - love - by emilyparker - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

#21249416
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28985) - you deserved it (2135)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML

#21249322
52 comments

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On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at my dining job, my boss told me the food was "technically illegal to serve," air quotes and all. FML

#21249316
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22392) - you deserved it (1662)

On 08/31/2014 at 9:56pm - work - by dining - United States (Iowa)

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

#21249696
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15939) - you deserved it (1307)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)



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