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September 2015

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Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

#21463092
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6167) - you deserved it (1025)

On 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm - kids - by laurencoc - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to pull chunks of digested blanket out of my dog's ass because she refuses to listen to me when I tell her not to eat the damn blanket. I can't stop smelling it. FML

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On 08/31/2015 at 10:59pm - animals - by lps8585 - United States (California)

Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1931) - you deserved it (259)

On 09/01/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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