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Monday 18 November 2013

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Today, while swimming in the ocean, I felt some sand under my wedding ring. I took it off 4 a second, and got hit by a huge wave. My ring is now lost somewhere in the ocean. FML

#20961838
169 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 4:14am - misc - by smiley1014 (man) - United States

TADAY I TURNED 30. WHILE ALL MY FRIEND R GETTING MARRIED, FURTHERING CAREER AND HAVING CHILDREN, I'M STILL SAT AROUND BIENG AS IMMATURE AS I WAS AS A TEENAGER. I'M GOING THROUGH A CLASSIC CASE OF PREMATURE AGE-JACULATION. I LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTE AFTER COMING UP WITH THAT. FML

Yesterday, mah boyfriend an I decided to try flavored condoms!! I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle!! FML

#20961988
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44596) - you deserved it (18017)

On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today , I realizd I ned to start hitting looool the gym , when my boyfriend actually utilizd my love handles during sex. FML

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account !! FML

#20962344
94 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm - money - by poorman - United States (Maryland)

Today... I'm moving from Arizona to Wasington Stata wit my 2 cats in my car. I'va only just laft and just laarnad tat ona cat gats carsick and ta otar strass farts. Only 956 mora milas to go. FML

#20962468
111 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 6:47pm - animals - by Catcrap! - United States (California)

TODAY... I SNUCK INTO MAH BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE AT 9AM TO SURPRISE HIM ON OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY. IN THE PROCESS... I GATECRASHD ANOTHER CELEBRATION HE WAS HAVING WITH HIS SECOND GIRLFRIEND. REAL FML

#20962153
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57945) - you deserved it (4107)

On 11/18/2013 at 1:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today mah mother gave me a bottle of stool softener as a gift at mah babby shower. FML

#20961774
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33005) - you deserved it (3622)

On 11/18/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by kb (woman) - United States

Yesterday, some kids used firecrackers to blow up mah mailbox!! This is the third time this week!! real FML

#20961862
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38652) - you deserved it (3370)

On 11/18/2013 at 5:14am - kids - by kids next door - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML

#20962134
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42684) - you deserved it (2653)

On 11/18/2013 at 1:37pm - money - by Annonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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