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TADAY I TURNED 30. WHILE ALL MY FRIEND R GETTING MARRIED, FURTHERING CAREER AND HAVING CHILDREN, I'M STILL SAT AROUND BIENG AS IMMATURE AS I WAS AS A TEENAGER. I'M GOING THROUGH A CLASSIC CASE OF PREMATURE AGE-JACULATION. I LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTE AFTER COMING UP WITH THAT. FML
Today, mah water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
Friday 27 March 2015