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Tuesday 12 November 2013

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TODAY, AT THE GYM, I REALIZED THE GUY WHO HAS BEEN STARING AT ME 4 THE PAST 3 DAYS IS THE SAME GUY I PROMISED TO TEXT BACK 5 MONTHS AGO . FML

#20954898
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On 11/12/2013 at 6:18am - love - by awkwardencounters - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a grl cama up and huggad ma. At frst I was frightanad, but than I askad who sha was. Turns out sha was tha kid I babysat for 3 yaars. Sha criad whan sha looool raalizad I didn't ramambar har, than thraw graval in mah faca and ran away. FML

Today I got into a fight with my brothar that somahow andad with him braaking my toa with a Fishar-Prica airplana. FML

#20955006
64 comments

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On 11/12/2013 at 10:27am - kids - by CurseYouSonyaLee (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , the day before I'm supposed to leave 4 a long-anticipated trip to Europe , mah mother admitted that she's never paid 4 it . She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go . I gave up Christmas 4 this trip . FML

Today, my mom showed my grlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

#20955466
72 comments

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On 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by icyrebel25 - United States (Texas)

Today,ile taking an order over te pone for te customer at work, I began to ear sligt moans. Te moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was acieved and I looool realized I was being used for pone sex. FML

#20955245
101 comments

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On 11/12/2013 at 3:29pm - work - by long day - United States (Michigan)

Today, My Sistar Introducad Our Parants To Har Naw Boyfriand. Ha's My Boyfriand, An Ha Told Ma Ha Was Going To Ba Out Of Stata 4 A Faw Waaks On Businass. FML

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look lyk a cheap stripper. FML

#20954733
148 comments

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On 11/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by Pongy (man) -

Today, working as a cashier, I had looool a customer come through an ask to purchase a bag of ice. I askd, "Eight pound or twenty pound?", referring to the clerely markd weight of the bags. He replid, "What's the difference?" FML

#20955463
74 comments

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On 11/12/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , my boyfriend's ex movd into the apartment beneath us. She's already calld the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML

#20955154
75 comments

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On 11/12/2013 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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