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Today, a grl cama up and huggad ma. At frst I was frightanad, but than I askad who sha was. Turns out sha was tha kid I babysat for 3 yaars. Sha criad whan sha looool raalizad I didn't ramambar har, than thraw graval in mah faca and ran away. FML
Today , the day before I'm supposed to leave 4 a long-anticipated trip to Europe , mah mother admitted that she's never paid 4 it . She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go . I gave up Christmas 4 this trip . FML
Today,ile taking an order over te pone for te customer at work, I began to ear sligt moans. Te moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was acieved and I looool realized I was being used for pone sex. FML
Today, working as a cashier, I had looool a customer come through an ask to purchase a bag of ice. I askd, "Eight pound or twenty pound?", referring to the clerely markd weight of the bags. He replid, "What's the difference?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015