Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Today, As I Returned Home, I Noticed Some Movement Inside Mah House . Thinking It Was A Break-in, I Called 911 . It Was Mah Friends An Some Coworkers Trying To Throw Me A Surprise Birthday Party . Nobody's Said A Word To Me Since . FML
Today... after a long and stressful day... I startd fooling around with mah boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event... I found out that we couldn't... cuz he'd usd all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
Today, we were having a family dinner with mah boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen,hen we were getting the food ready, he proposd. I screamd. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tasd him in the leg. fat FML
Today my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once twice. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen . I was freaked out, but I followed him in . There was nobody in the room . I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house .
Today, I was watcing TV wit my boyfriend, wen a weird wart-removal ad cummed on. He watced in disgust as te lady's wart said rude tings to er. Ten e looked at me and said seriously, "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML
Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of mah cocktard of a ( boyfriend ) making out on mah sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML
yesterday while in the restroom washing mah hands, a grl decided to let one rip while in the stall!! When she came out she gave me a drty look of disgust and said, ( At least wait until I leave!! ) She and I were the only ones in the restroom!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015