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Thursday 20 June 2013

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Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39988) - you deserved it (2641)

On 06/20/2013 at 12:02pm - misc - by whoriblemomindeed (woman) - United States (Texas)



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